Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Yes, the world shall end in 1 week all because i have started to think. Reports are coming from all over the world of people dying from shock after hearing that EUGENE A.K.A THE
RETARDED IDIOTIC ANNOYING BASTARD is actually THINKING.
Now, bring you a new edition, CHAPTER 2 of annoying people. This chapter explains how to choose a target to irritate properly.
Some annoying people that knows how to irritate properly dun know how to choose the right target, Which results in them appearing on the news with the headlines: BOY BEATEN UP FOR BEING GUAI LAN. So this chapter focuses on picking the right target.
So now, you have some irritating noise or that Stereo with you, who do you use it on. Using it on family and friends are fine, BUT, please do it in moderation, even friends and relatives can crack. Now, on to strangers, Do not target anyone who looks like they are going to kill you even without your irritation. Do not target people who are already being targeted by other annoying bastard. Lastly, do not target people who are from the gahmen or the authorities. You do not wan to try it, trust me.
So thats the tips, now go and practice. Its time for annoying people to shine.
9:28 AM
Saturday, January 23, 2010
This is Professor Eugene Teo, P.H.D in annoying other people, giving you a checklist of how to annoy other people.
Checklist
- Create your own random unique noise. If you need the guidance, come find me
- Keep repeating those noise in front of other people.
- When they ask you to shut it, stop for 10 seconds, then start again
- If that doesn't work, try repeating a new noise, its probably because the old noise do not have that"GOD, I SO WANNA KILL HIM" factor.
- Or, you can just keep playing that irritating SNSD song, it actually out irritate me in irritating people.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
SIAN. First thing i see on the train is my entrepreneurship Test result, It was a PATHETIC B. Sad news first thing on the train, then it gets worse. its only 12 and i feel my life being drain away by mousehunt and the guy sitting opposite of me.Kay, got to go think now. God i dread this time of the day.
12:07 PM
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Its another day, a normal day, a boring normal day, a boring normal sunday. nothing to post except for the ONLY result thats out. I got an 'A' in cognitive. In case you do not know what subject is that, its a subject that teach us the process of thought, basically answers question like what is logic, or whats thinking logically. And for those who don't know me, you should know that logic is usually a word not associated with me at all.
NOW, for some random stuff.
Bet you neh have a post like that before, a whole page of staling, failed experiment.
11:24 AM
Saturday, January 9, 2010
It seems my last post is a month back, guess I've gone from a no lifer to someone with a little life, seems like a long path to get a real life, but yea, go me.
Let me see, first, i took off for japan, Hokkaido on 25th December 2009. touch down at 2000 hours Singapore time. All i remember there were the fantastic food that they have there. a list of what i ate in japan, King crab, snow crab, takoyaki, in fact, list any Japanese cuisine and i will most probably have ate it.
Then there was the skiing trip, it seems fun at first, but it is tiring on the arms and leg, 10% of the time was doing proper skiing, and the other 90% was having my face meet the snow on the ground.
Finally, i spent the last night counting down to new year before boarding the plane back to Singapore, DAMN, i miss the good food they have. Compared to Singapore food, Singapore food is at the basement while the Japanese food is at the top of a skyscraper.
Thats it for my vacation, hope yours was kinda like mine, if its not, then hope you have one this coming year.
12:35 PM
Bet you neh have a post like that before, a whole page of staling, failed experiment.
